Free pudding for everybody!
Stark angular tables and cold uncomfortable chairs are the key to our success!
Those are some uncomfortable chairs! They’re so cold you have to put a tea candle under them so you won’t freeze to the seat.
We’re so poor we couldn’t afford a picture of an I-Pad! Enjoy this picture while it’s here, it’s a rental and has to be back next week.
Whoever you are you should get your stuff. Animals are nesting in the wicker basket and the blanket smells like a disturbing combination of Old Spice and Virginia ham.
Not only are we confused but more than usual! We’re not sure what this is or why it’s here. Some think it’s an alien toadstool others believe it’s what Frank Loyd Wright would design if he ate some Peyote. We may never know for certain.
Remain calm. There is no reason to panic, most of you will fit in the lifeboat if we have to ditch. Let’s Just pass the time chatting: Does anyone have a hobby like flying commercial airliners?